Wednesday, February 16, 2022

[Adamphotoman]

We have 2 Tuesdays this week.
Hi Dave, I like your story and the Chrlie Brown analagy.
Morning Lorell, Water scene. Nice.

Mine is a frozen water scene....

   

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This came across my desk. Thought you might get a giggle or a groan.

Excuse me but there's no excuse for this. 
       I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. 
       It's a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can 
                                                                           Sumurais it for you. 
       So what if I don't know the meaning of the word "Apocalypse"? It's not 
                                                                       the end of the world. 
       The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice 
                                                                                               jester. 
       I used to have a fear of hurdles but I got over it. 
       Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 
       The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickless. 
       What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is 
                                                                                           killing me. 
       What is a Thesaurus's favorite dessert? Synonym buns. 
       What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I 
                                                                                            don't care. 
       I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me Thesaurus throat I ever had. 
       Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.